Introducing Sean Tevis. The Internet’s candidate. Congress and Kansas may never be the same.
“Obama definition: stumbling, bungling, incompetent black clown from Kenya. Here come da circus”
This lovely piece submitted by Jessi, who says, “I wanted to take a picture of the guy, but the ‘gun-loving’ part of that bumper sticker scared me off.”
I can’t believe they make bumper stickers that say “Gun-loving, Bible-thumping white person.” This is why we can’t have nice things, America.
I feel as if I should have something profound to say here. Something about finally accomplishing a goal that has been there for my entire life.
But really, at this moment, I’m burned out.
I will start writing for me again soon. It is what I want to do with my life, after all. But right now, I just want to relax. To smile. To enjoy my life.
I also want to read for me(already started by reading Anthony Bourdain’s The Nasty Bits).
But most importantly, I want to enjoy my friends, my life, and my future. The rest can wait until after that fateful walk down the hill. Real life is past that, but for now I’ll enjoy the ride a minute or two longer.
I’m approaching 3 hours into my work shift today. In that time, I’ve written 2 essays for my popular literature final(not saying they are great essays, but they are essays). Focusing for the 3rd(and final) of the essays for that final is becoming a problem.
I’m giving myself 15 minutes before I have to buckle down and do nothing but write on that essay, so in the meantime let me catch you up on something in my life real quick.
I’m happy. Truly happy. This is a new experience for me. Sure, there are bad things in my life(for instance I have not seen most of my best friends for any length of time for the past few weeks because our schedules just don’t mesh at the moment it seems) but my happiness overrides the bad.
Now, if I could just get my ass to write this essay and my friends to hang out, then I’d be over the moon.
